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🔒 Grifted: The Enigma of Lou Pai
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The Man Who Cashed Out While the Company—and the Lights—Went Out
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While Skilling testified, Fastow pleaded guilty, and Lay clutched his chest on the courthouse steps, Lou Pai disappeared into silence and staggering wealth.
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And today’s entry is about the most bizarre—and possibly luckiest—man in the entire Enron saga.
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If you blinked during the Enron years, you may have missed Lou Pai—and that’s exactly how he liked it.
He wasn’t flashy on CNBC. He didn’t write memos full of vision-speak. He kept a low profile while heading Enron Energy Services, a key division tasked with bringing deregulated energy to businesses across the country.
Internally, Pai was known as brilliant, disciplined—and weirdly untouchable.
But behind the quiet economist exterior was a man with a taste for fast exits, fast horses, and exotic dancers.
Yes, Lou Pai was obsessed with strippers. So much so that he:
Regularly invited them into his Enron office
Casually engaged in affairs during work hours
Allegedly fell so deep into the scene that it directly led to the divorce of his wife of 20 years
And the cover-up? Straight out of dark comedy:
To hide the scent of strip clubs from his wife, Pai would stop at a gas station before going home, pumping fuel to mask the “perfume”.
When a subordinate once joked,
“Won’t your wife think you’re having an affair with a gas pump?”
Pai didn’t laugh.
He transferred the man to Alaska.
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